Monday, June 29, 2009

DUSTYKID on the Ones

For the last couple weeks, DCQ's art director has been predisposed. At first we feared he'd drowned whilst surfing off SF's Ocean Beach. Then we suspected he'd holed up in a Sixth Street flophouse with a ragtag bunch of characters as he dealt with his latest bout with delirium tremens. Fortunately, we discovered last week in Athens that he's been doing something more productive than being a.) dead; or b.) red, bloated and semi-dead:


He's thinly disguised himself and become one of the Balkans' hottest drum-n-base/go-go mashup artists, distinguishing himself from the genre's three other DJs and going on tour through the Balkans and the better countries surrounding the Balkans. He tore it up last Friday.

On a side note, we were floored -- absolutely floored -- to learn that aside from Mythos, Amstel and Heineken, one of this land's favourite brews is none other than Carib -- literally the only alternative to Stag ("A Man's Beer") if you want to drink beer in Trinidad & Tobago.

Friday, June 26, 2009

Kalistera...

...desde Grecia. That's a semi-sorry attempt to merge a language I haven't yet learned with one I've already forgotten. A couple quick observations from my brief stay in the country:

- America doesn't have a copyright on public parks littered with used condoms and needles.
- Spain doesn't have a copyright on placing copious amounts of crane next to heavily-touristed national treasures.
- The exterior of the National Archaeological Museum is very similar to that of Cairo's Egyptian Museum.
- The interior of the National Archaeological Museum is much more impressive than that of Cairo's Egyptian Museum.
- Greeks like Dead Prez.
- Those wildfires everyone (BBC) was talking about in 2007 were no joke.
- The dollar is weak.
- The dollar is weeeaaaaaakkk.

More gems to come...kalinihkta, jovenes.

Sunday, June 21, 2009

Puerto Rican Takeover Oh-Nine, Pt. 2

Walking south from 86th on 5th Ave, something seemed odd: Bootyshaker Basin -- appropriately located in front of the Metropolitan Museum of Art -- was missing its bootyshakers. Cops blanketed the museum's steps; no trademark freaking to be seen. Moving south, it became clear that the tenor of the day was, perhaps, a bit less flirtatious than that of years past:


Not a happy woman...

and then an innocent sociopolitical debate turned nasty; out of frame, some young guy cold-clocked another grrrl and everyone went "aaaaahhhhhh" and started pushing each other. It was great fun...

until the cops came and ruined it for everyone...

A peaceful procession resumes:

So creepy: 

Dees ees no Cahnival, who let ya een? 

All in all, the standard hot vibe, a disappointing freakage level, mediocre pics, and many men (and women) with whom you would not want to engage in argument. 51 weeks till next year...

Saturday, June 20, 2009

Puerto Rican Takeover Oh-Nine, Pt. 1

Puerto Rican flags and bandanas were flying off the shelves in Los Sures and Spanish Harlem and on D-Block over the last few weeks. On recent weekend days, you couldn't round the block without catching Big Pun blaring from a passing SUV. The PR trinket hawkers crowded out the Halal cart guys and the Mexican mango stands, pushing them off the corners with sprawling setups dripping red, white and blue. Then, finally, Sunday came: The one day of the year when browns outnumbered whites on 5th Ave. With the JAPs and WASPs retreating to their Hamptons cottages, the Upper East Side belonged to the Boriqueños. 

Def Jam's street soldiers came out:


As did the hooptie crews:

And the merengue fellas, with the requisite porcine drummer man: 


Backside deail; just so excessive it might be genius. Or ridiculous--jury's still out:

Chicken trike man rocked a picture of the chicken trike on his chicken trike. A proud soul:

Jewish hipster or hip Jewster?

Puerto Ricans do MDMA too:

Disclaimer: Not a real horse:


More on the way...

Con amor, 

DCQ.

Yiamas!

A portion of the DCQ team is currently en route to Greece for a month long sabbatical. You may ask, how can he vacation for a whole month, and not lose his esteemed position as a DCQ contributor? Well, he's just that smooth. And also, he's promised to provide some Greek-related posts during his travels. Enjoy some ouzo for us, buddy.

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Opportunistic Lefties Strike Again


Nice, gay marriage proponents: Stealing the concept of nonconventional marriage support from Ben & Jerry's. How very Obama of you. You liberals are shameless. Shameless, I say. 

Monday, June 15, 2009

Puerto Rico Day 2009...

...was tight as always, albeit a little light on the underage freaking. So tight, in fact, that we're gonna let it marinate for another day or two before attempting to describe it. In the meantime, Long Island City looked nice the other day (realtors: photography skills for hire -- yes, it's true, I'm still available):

We ventured across Newtown Creek for LIC Artists' Open Studios and, in typical DCQ fashion, set aside enough time to visit the workspaces of three of the 150-plus participating artists. Converted old factories and warehouses on barren industrial blocks slicing through a neighborhood trending residential housed the studios...


...which held, along with paint-splattered daycare centers, rotting staircases and freight elevators, some nice stuff from relative unknowns:






Monday, June 8, 2009

The Moss impact on Culver City


Culver City is experiencing a major re-development at present, spearheaded and contributed to by architect and SCI-Arc Director Eric Owen Moss. Mr. Moss and his team of 25 at Eric Owen Moss Architects have dubbed the revitalization Conjunctive Points, and have and continue to work on more than 20 projects in Culver City, many of which are located on Hayden Street alone. Known for unique interpretations and a diversity of form, Moss' varied projects fortify Culver City's hefty reputation as a community teeming with arts. Pictured above are the Ince Office Complex and a city-sponsored Architecture as Art public artwork entitled What Wall. Pictured here is a rendering of the Gateway Art Tower, an "information tower" and office building, constructed at the corner of Hayden and National, marking the primary entry point into the revitalized zone of the city. The building includes 5 screens that advertise messages to passersby pertaining to local tenants' events and news. Another of the Architecture as Art public art works, the Beehive, occupies the front section of a two story office building housing medschool.com.
Finally, this image depicts 3535 Hayden Ave, a unified working environment for a high profile graphics company.

Saturday, June 6, 2009

Symptoms: Robbed.

We were robbed. That we knew immediately. Musty clothes covered every inch of linoleum floor, from the cinderblock walls to the kicked-in back door. Two worn, ransacked backpacks lay somewhere underneath. The passports! Still in their place, alongside the credit cards and insurance cash under the plastic-sheathed mattress. Amid the tumult of the floor, an iPod stood out in its fluorescence, headphones disconnected earlier and stashed separately. They’d left this behind. They didn’t know what it was.


The cameras! The cameras. Gone. They got the motherfucking cameras. The ones with the photos of the beaches and the waterfalls and the jungles and the strutting street kids and the islands and the funeral pyre and the dirty fish markets and Waterloo and Maracas Bay and San Juan de las Galdonas. The cameras packed in our bags an hour before as we’d left our rented, windowless apartment to drink one last Carib with friends and close the book on Port-of-Spain and Carnival Tuesday. To bring closure to three days of round-the-clock costumed, painted, sweaty revelry and three weeks of haggling and tromping our way through Trinidad and northeastern Venezuela. Upon reaching Tragarete Road, we dove into a pulsing current of celebration, each participant a member of a “band” clothed in the stereotypical vision of cultures real and imagined -- ”Egyptians” in full King Tut headgear, “jungle warriors” with leaves covering only the most forbidden of body parts, “Americans” channeling John Wayne. 


The coordinated costumed pranced alongside flatbed semis alternately carrying full bars and stacks of speakers blasting the designated soca songs of the year (and there were about eight of those, played with according frequency). But this was day three -- and we were out of Puncheon spitfire rum, with a plane to Tobago leaving in three hours. Our gang was easy to find -- they were usually hanging in the steel-pan yard on the corner, shirtless and stinking from too many consecutive days of music and beer and just trying to “maintain” through the weeks of nonstop practice leading up to the festival proper. We said goodbye to Nigel and Kurt and Tommy and the kind dreadlocked guy Lennox whose canines were chiseled down to vampire fangs and walked back to the unkempt, ground-level unit to collect our packed bags en route to the airport. Only they were no longer packed. 


Suspects abounded: Bryan, our drug-dealing landlord with stitches sealing a two-inch mystery gash above his Adam’s apple. Anthony, the skinny dark-skinned man who charmed us weeks earlier with his sordid story of growing up in The States for 35 years before being deported in the ‘80s for smoking a joint in San Fran’s Washington Square Park, who had led us to Bryan when we were in desperate need of shelter? The group of standoffish teenage boys loitering outside Bryan’s apartment when we left for the parade earlier? Nigel, the band leader and our entree to true Trini culture, our unofficial Tragarete Road tour guide? Could he have!? Someone who knew we wouldn’t have time to call the cops over for a report. Someone poor; that eliminated nobody. Someone who knew our schedule -- someone who knew us. Someone we’d never find. 

Friday, June 5, 2009

The Number of the Day is '300'

Sincere props to RJ, though we admit it feels a bit like bowling a 250 in the bumper lane. Walnut Creek represent (and how often do you get to say that!?). 

Tuesday, June 2, 2009

California Love Redux



Something led us to that old Dr. Dre/Tupac "California Love" video the other day -- you know, the apocalyptic one where they're running around in rags and ramshackle Hummers, all early Gibson-like? We couldn't help but admire the stylistic shout-outs (ha! get it? hip-hop reference) they squeeze in there: Aside from the obvious overriding Mad Max trilogy theme, the video opens with vintage Chris Tucker doing his 5th Element thing (you know, the outerspace-crackhead schtick he used to land more lucrative gigs playing comic relief to Jackie Chan's unintentional straight man) and is followed with a scene lifted from The Warriors before descending into full Road Warrior mode; this later tiptoes quietly into Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome territory when they move to sweeping aerial shots of the stars rapping inside a, yes, Thunderdome. The whole video's simply fantastic, but why waste it on "California Love?" I know Australian apocalypse-themed jams don't usually chart, but still: "California Love" is one of the few songs that actually warrants your classic mid-90s rap video -- you know, 64s, Cristal, ladies in thongs, egregious materialism, guest spots by other definitively regional rappers. 

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