Friday, August 7, 2009

Marry Her, Save on Food

Meet Jyoti: Fifteen. Female. Indian. Mega-dwarf.

When she get sleepy, she crawl in her backpack for a nap.
BADA-BING!
She so tiny, Muggsy Bogues be making fun.
BADA-BING!
She so little, her suitors don't offer the whole dowry -- they just bring the 'd.'
BADA-BING!

Seriously, though, that Jyoti's some kind of cute. We're trying to find one on eBay to keep our sugar glider company while we're out stealing hot dogs and huffing glue.

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