We were on the 10 the other day when we pulled up behind a Corolla with a vanity license plate that read "PUGWMAN." We were stoked. We expected to see something incredible. Then we pulled up, and the driver was just some tubby old broad in a pink sweater with an embroidered pug on it and a faded plastic pug figurine hanging from her rearview. We flipped her off, both birds.Takeaway: If you claim to be something on your license plate, you damn well better be that thing. Otherwise you're just a constant freaking disappointment on wheels. Knowdat.
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